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Verdict

F — 94% suck

The VergeThe VergeNotificationsNotificationsHamburger Navigation ButtonNotificationsNotificationsHamburger Navigation Bu is 925 KB of page wrapping 52.2 KB of actual content. 6% of this page is worth reading; the rest is divs, scripts and ceremony.

Numbers

raw page947,489 bytes
after sucking53,464 bytes of markdown
<script> tags58
<div>s990
iframes0
computed2026-09-24T10:47Z

Badge

suck.dev grade F — embed it:

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